{"product_id":"holy-shit-you-re-old-greeting-card","title":"Holy Shit You’re Old Greeting Card","description":"The Holy Shit You’re Old Greeting Card rolls out the laughs – a toilet-paper–themed birthday card that’s bold, funny, and perfect for friends who appreciate a little cheekiness.\n\n𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬:\n\n• Size: A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\") folded greeting card.\n• Material: Printed on smooth white card stock paper that is thick and durable providing a premium feel to the card. Each card includes a matching white square flap envelope.\n• Print Quality: Features vibrantly printed colors that pop, ensuring the design is eye-catching and clear.\n• Packaging: The card and envelope are packaged in an open-top clear sleeve to protect from damage and dirt.\n• Origin: Proudly printed in the USA and hand-assembled in our studio ensuring high-quality production.","brand":"Easyhand Goods Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46146624651334,"sku":"GRT0354","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/8224\/6982\/files\/4e573187ae63ff56575c84dd2b5de0f931f131d1da29f8b67d2abedf2fe8ad65.jpg?v=1786845864","url":"https:\/\/paperandconfettipartyboutique.com\/products\/holy-shit-you-re-old-greeting-card","provider":"Paper and Confetti Party Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}